ERIS INVOCATIONStart by finding the messiest room in your house.
Thank Eris for chaos, call out:
Oh prettiest one!!
Great Mother ERIS!!!
Discord INCREASE!!!
XAOS INCREASE!!!!Oh lady of day,
night
mid afternoon
and 1:37pm
May I call you silly names?
well I will anyway!!
Thus you begin calling out the silly names (any will work, here's some examples):
:
Sekhmet
Lillith
Shiva
Yod- Hoe
Chao Hoe
Kali
Susan
Loofah!?
...
Tim?They didn't invite you to that party so
you all freaked out on them and threw
that apple in there like when you fed it
to Eve and all that other crazy stuff
you've done with fruit. You naughty girl
you.
(at this point you might want to emphasize the word 'naughty,' and perhaps make obscene jestures)
So I eat this
HOT DOG BUN
& all.
so, like, umm....
come to me and stuff
(Look at the floor as if you've given up. It's best to say the last two lines in a very dejected, defeated voice).
GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!
