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Telarus, KSC
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« on: June 03, 2005, 09:27:33 PM »

Donut Holes!

Do they really exist? What purpose did Goddess have in mind when she created this obvious paradox?
Is Highlights magazine really Fun with a Porpoise!? Donut holes are an obvious contradictions that most domesticated primates...yeah, most grey-faces… will accept with a shrug. And why do donut holes taste so soft and sugary? What is that sticky-sweetness trying to hide? A creeping, writhing emptiness that should have existed, except for man's troublesome meddling, filling that gaping void with sugar, flour and oil, and therefore encapturing it and removing it from that which defines it, namely, the donut.

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« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2005, 08:01:45 PM »

http://www.donutassociationofamerica.org/

Includes a section on "Anti-donut Activity."

I, for one, am sick and tired of the "Blame-donuts-first" crowd.
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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2005, 10:47:03 PM »

I just want to go on the record as saying, "herring."

thank you.
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